escribe@malixeditores.com<\/a><\/p>\n\u00a1Jacinta! \u00a1Por Dios, hija, mira como has quedado! \u00a1Qu\u00e9 madrazo te metiste! Te dije que me esperaras, pero siempre has sido tan necia como la burra que tiene do\u00f1a Clotilde. Mira que correr de bajada en una calle empedrada, con tacones, en vestido de novia y sin ayuda. \u00bfEn qu\u00e9 estabas pensando? \u00a1Si vieras la rapidez con la que bajaste!, por m\u00e1s que corrimos no pudimos alcanzarte. Anda, l\u00edmpiate las l\u00e1grimas, acom\u00f3date el tocado, que est\u00e1s toda despeinada y vamos r\u00e1pido a la sacrist\u00eda para que te pongan un curita. Gelasio te est\u00e1 esperando, no se vaya a arrepentir.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un Tropiezo Ver\u00f3nica Estrada Robles Ladro Luego Escribo escribe@malixeditores.com \u00a1Jacinta! \u00a1Por Dios, hija, mira como has quedado! \u00a1Qu\u00e9 madrazo te metiste! Te dije que me esperaras, pero siempre has sido tan necia como la burra que tiene do\u00f1a Clotilde. Mira que correr de bajada en una calle empedrada, con tacones, en vestido de novia y […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":148627,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-158378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-editorial"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":["https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/FB_IMG_1759362253289-150x150.jpg",150,150,true],"full":["https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/FB_IMG_1759362253289.jpg",1021,900,false]},"categories_names":{"11":{"name":"Editorial","link":"https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/?cat=11"}},"tags_names":[],"comments_number":0,"wpmagazine_modules_lite_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":["https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/FB_IMG_1759362253289-150x150.jpg",150,150,true],"cvmm-medium":["https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/FB_IMG_1759362253289-300x300.jpg",300,300,true],"cvmm-medium-plus":["https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/FB_IMG_1759362253289-305x207.jpg",305,207,true],"cvmm-portrait":["https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/FB_IMG_1759362253289-400x600.jpg",400,600,true],"cvmm-medium-square":["https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/FB_IMG_1759362253289-600x600.jpg",600,600,true],"cvmm-large":["https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/FB_IMG_1759362253289.jpg",1021,900,false],"cvmm-small":["https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/FB_IMG_1759362253289-130x95.jpg",130,95,true],"full":["https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/FB_IMG_1759362253289.jpg",1021,900,false]},"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=158378"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":158380,"href":"https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158378\/revisions\/158380"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/148627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=158378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=158378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opiniondeyucatan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=158378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}